Slightly Off-Topic

I Want to Pay Someone to Box my Ears until I Lose Consciousness

By Justin Seibert| 1 Min Read | November 29, 2006
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Quick update on my earlier post about Michael Richards. Due to his “antics”, the newest Seinfeld dvd is selling like hotcakes. Which of course, means more cash for Kramer. In addition, I’ve been told that he was offered a role on a popular prime time sitcom after the incident occurred.

While some may argue he doesn’t need to be crucified, how can you justify rewarding him for his actions?

I guess this means that, as a marketer, I should start suggesting new courses of action for our clients. Maybe if they burn down a St. Jude’s they can double their sales or accounts under management.

Great time we live in, no?


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Written by Justin Seibert

Justin Seibert is the President of Direct Online Marketing. Justin holds a Bachelor of Arts from Vanderbilt University. He contributes a wide range of online business-oriented topics, including the subject of exporting. His contributions can be found on publications such as the Pittsburgh Business Times, AdAge, SES Magazine, and La Voz del interior. Justin and his family enjoy learning about new cultures during their travels.

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